Monday, March 30, 2009

Melbourne Formula 1 Grand Prix is DOOMED!

As you know I have a theory.

I am alarmed and shocked to find this on the news website:

Off-track Lara Bingle catches the eye

UNDER stiff competition, Lara Bingle stole the show track-side at the Formula One preliminaries yesterday.
Bingle was resplendent in a little white dress by Chanel and her favourite Louis Vuitton shoes, which were last seen at the Allan Border Medal in February.
As she arrived at Albert Park everyone looked, including Shane Warne.
"Sort it out Lara, seriously," he joked. Gallery: Bloody hell, it's Lara Bingle
Bingle, along with MTV presenter Ruby Rose and Warne, is a Vodafone ambassador at the Grand Prix.
She met drivers Lewis Hamilton and Heikki Kovalainen before the first round of qualifying.
"I don't know much about racing, but it was great to meet them," she said.
Hamilton and Kovalainen seemed fascinated with Rose's tattoo.
"He (Hamilton) said he wanted to get a tattoo and I said, 'You should get a little racing car'," she said.
The presenter, who is fast becoming a star on the Aussie entertainment fixture, left the MTV Music awards at 3.30am the day before.
Bingle missed meeting Sir Richard Branson, who made a typical grand entrance to the F1 scene, with his Virgin girls in tow.

You get that! She met Hamilton BEFORE qualifying. Where did Hamilton Qualify?

Where did Hamilton qualify? 15th out of 20. More evidence!


Jayne said...

Oh, Lara, please endorse the GP as heavily as you can!
I LOATHE the damn thing, please Lara, talk it up as much as possible, darls ;)

JamesWee said...

Haha, well you can't blame Lewis for qualifying that badly in Melb.
The Mclaren car is not performing well there ... yet.

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