Monday, February 16, 2009

The Bingle Effect

Now this one has been a theory of mine for a little while now and recent events are starting to make it all come together... let us begin:


Case One - Australian Tourism.


The advertisements that are put on television screens around the world showing off our fine land to those cashed up travellers can be quirky "i'll throw another shrimp on the barbie" (who eats shrimp anyway? They're Prawns!);




or can be odd "You are not the woman i married" (then who is she? your wife's evil twin sister who poisened your wife, chopped her up into little bits just with the pretext to get a trip to Oz?)



But, there has been one notable failure "Where the blood hell are you?" - answer: sitting on my fat American Arse watching TV.





Case Two - CarltonFootball Club.


Who can forget Lara sinking her teeth into Carlton goal kicker Brendan "Fev" Fevola?

before Lara:




after Lara:




Case Three - Australian Cricket.



Lara and Australian vice captain Michael Clarke are now engaged:







All I can say is:











Is this the future of Australian Cricket?


And what next for Lara? Lleyton Hewitt's personal trainer? I cannot wait to see what she ruins next.

7 comments:

Frisky Librarian said...

Hmmm, yes, you might be onto something there.

Don't think Lleyton needs her help to fuck things up though.

Cricket pads = so not sexy.

dam buster said...

I agree on all counts FL

Clarke and her are soo trying to be the posh and beckham of Australia.

I await to hear what she is going to mess up next!

Jayne said...

Waddaya mean "trying" to be the posh and becks of Oz?
They are the cringe-worthy couple incarnate!

dam buster said...

Jayne - have you seen the latest Bonds ad where Pat Rafter is playing tennis against him and he drops his pants??? what the?

I mean Pat Rafter is super marketable, but Pup Clarke is not the same.

Anonymous said...

Well I hate cricket but if we get to see Lara dressed like more often I could almost watch it.

Margarita Milonguita said...

Did I miss a meeting? Both of them are fugly to the max...

Blonde+blue eyed + orange skin = TRAGIC..

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