Wednesday, February 11, 2009

WTF 12

RESIDENTS in a rural area of Darwin have renamed their street "Dildo
Boulevard" after 30 sex toys were found lying in front of a house on Friday

Robert Johns and Laurelle Bates discovered the mysterious toys as they left
for work in the morning.

"It's a real mystery. We have no idea where they came from," Ms Bates told The Northern Territory

"I know they aren't new. They look used."

Mr Johns said he counted the sex toys on Friday morning, and the number had
decreased within 24 hours."Yeah, some of the bigger ones are gone," he

Many of the devices are still lying outside the Osbeck
home - most crushed under the wheels of passing cars.

Within hours of the sex toys appearing, a resident replaced the street sign
- changing it to "Dildo Boulevard".
Slippery when wet? Does Dildo Boulevard have two points of entry?


Jayne said...

Police are considering the correct fit for the culprit :P

There's either a sad bloke out there who's given up on single dating sites and Viagra.
A brothel updated their toy box :P

dam buster said...

I know.. used?

and some of the larger ones have been taken???

"oh stop the car honey, I can see the giant black double ender we always wanted on the nature strip there"

Frisky Librarian said...

Wonder how they explained that to the kiddies...

dam buster said...

FL - lost sea slugs?

Frisky Librarian said...

Or like in that movie...forget the name, Steve Martin comedy from way back, "electric ear cleaners"...for people with very big ears.

dam buster said...

Was that from Fatherhood or some such when they have a power failure and he goes to get the torch?

Frisky Librarian said...

Yep, I think it was. Dianne Weist was the owner of the ear cleaner that her kid found.