Tuesday, May 19, 2009

WTF 29 - Japanese Edition

Hiroshi Osedo
May 15, 2009 12:00am

JAPANESE women hoping for a marriage proposal should try Triumph International's new husband-hunting bra.

The "konkatsu" model has a countdown clock beneath the bra cups that shows the time at which the wearer hopes her beau will pop the question.

If engaged before the clock hits zero, she or her fiance can insert the ring into a slot.

The bra will then play The Wedding March to celebrate her engagement.

What will happen if she fails to get engaged before the time is up? Never mind, the clock will reset automatically.

The new bra set was exhibited at the Triumph Autumn-Winter Collection show in Tokyo this week.

Would-be brides will have to be patient because the konkatsu is not on sale yet.

Hmm I can imagine this would make any man run.


Jayne said...

Hideous, trashy, bogan-ish and just plain nasty.
Give a girl a good old fashioned chastity belt any day :P

dam buster said...

Well apparently the whole bride thing is pretty massive in Japan. But still it is one sick item of clothing. I thought that once the ring was inserted the bra would pop off for the future groom!

Frisky Librarian said...

Why? That's all I want to know.

Frisky Librarian said...

Actually, I think it would be good if the bra exploded if a ring wasn't popped into the slot before the clock hit 0. Would serve her right for being such a moron.

If memory serves, this is not the first comment I have posted on your blog in relation to breasts and explosions...

dam buster said...

FL - Japan that is all I can say.

Look up "konkatsu" on google and it might be explained. Well sort of anyway.

dam buster said...

FL - on exploding breasts.. You are correct. I think there has been similar comments on a woman wanting larger ones.

Jayne said...

Pfft - want larger ones?!
Get pregnant or eat lard.
Then any woman would have breasts big enough to suffocate Bert Newton's ego :P

dam buster said...

Jayne - It was in relations this story:

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