Wednesday, January 28, 2009


Raccoon bites off man's penis

January 27, 2009 11:00am

A RAGING raccoon has bitten off a pervert's penis as he tried to rape
the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with friends when he
leapt on the terrified animal. “When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some
fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow. Now Russian plastic surgeons
are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

No wonder the Raccoon was "raging". He could have taken it out to dinner and a few drinks first.


Anonymous said...

That is truly splendid, that story.

Frisky Librarian said...

I didn't know they had racoons in Russia! Who'da thunk a story about attempted bestiality could be educational?

dam buster said...

RVB - The Australian papers (online versions at least) are relying more and more on sources from the UK. Hence the term of phrase 'mangled manhood'.

FL - same here! who would have thought?