Tuesday, December 8, 2009

I did not have sex with Tiger Woods

Just to make sure everyone is clear on that!

I find it interesting that the sexual exploits of a golfer make such huge headlines around the globe. But really:


I highly doubt that "Celeb Smut is Real News".

21 comments:

Margarita Milonguita said...

Who gives a fat frog's clacker about this? So Tigger dips his wick in a few wells of ink? Care factor- zero.
It actually gives him cred in my book. I thought he was some moralistic,wet faced git before this.
Obviously I couldn't give a fuck about golf.
Anything that gleans it's name from Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden is pox in my book....

dam buster said...

Gee Mags, Why don't you say what you really think??

Margarita Milonguita said...

There wasn't enough room.

dam buster said...

When the golf crowd yells "GET IN THE HOLE!!" it will mean something completely different now.

Margarita Milonguita said...

His wife thought he had a hole in one but it looks like they weren't on par... boom boom...

dam buster said...

What is the difference between a golf ball and a car?

Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards without hitting a tree.....

Jayne said...

Poor Tigger was playing around a few extra holes....

Margarita Milonguita said...

What the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a cross country runner?

One's a pant in the country....

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